L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

*ahem ahem*
So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaaay *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.AAAAAA
It's like you're always stuck in second geeeeeear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your yeeeeeear, but
I'll be there for yoooooou
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for yoooooou
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for yoooooou
('Cause you're there for me toooooooooo)
aaaaaaand scene.

I watched some F.R.I.E.N.D.S last night

by CoochieStealer69 November 20, 2018

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E

Best Friends For Life And Eternity Until Both Of Us Die Shrivel Up And Explode.

Myah and I are B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E!!!!

by Tacobort123 October 3, 2011

D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F

Do I look like I give two fucks?

Angie: Everyone hates me Sherry, it's not fair. People tease me for being ugly and awkward, I just hate my life.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.

by Philoctetes23 December 25, 2019

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.c.o.m.f

Let me suck your dick until you cum on my face

I want you to L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.O.M.F

by Allure July 27, 2020

D.N.G.A.F.

Do.Not.Give.A.Fuck

-Yo did you want to see that movie.
-I, D.N.G.A.F.

by Pseyou January 28, 2009

D.W.A.R.F.

Slang term meaning a divorcee or widow who is looking for sex. Stands for Divorced Women (who) Are Ready (to) Fuck or Divorcee's Who Are Ready (to) Fuck.

"If you can't seem to hook up, look for a D.W.A.R.F."

by SmartyTarty September 23, 2015