Elon

The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.

I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.

by Stansthedog November 26, 2023

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Elonish

A race of humans controlled remotely by Elon Musk who are all programmed to believe, speak, and behave in a manner that displays the worship engineering rituals that only benefit Elon Musk himself.

"There goes another Elonish; spitting AI propaganda and repeating the word autonomous in every other sentence. She used to be a normal human too. Pity."

by ninaarhowell November 26, 2023

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Elon number

The number of people fucked between you and Elon Musk, especially in the transfem community. Musk fucked Grimes (0) who fucked Chelsea Manning (1) who fucked…

- What’s your Elon number?
- it’s 8, and my girlfriend’s is 7

by Tarobogiga November 28, 2023

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eloned

when someone promises something but fails to deliver or does it much later than expected

- I'm still waiting you to show me your programming skills
- Ay-yoooo, eloned u

by Deteptar December 10, 2023

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To gain a significant following by putting on a character only to be revealed as a fraud later on, usually by painting yourself as a smart inventor, or by calling your company tesla and do exactly what Thomas Edison did to Nikola Tesla by stealing the inventions of your engineers

Dude, I was going to try Elon Musking that board room, but the head engineer is there, you think he'll call me out?
Nah man, He Elon Musked His way to his position too.

by TakingitDowntoBrownTown February 14, 2024

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