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A young aspiring man who has dabbled in various professions including acting and modeling, but has now chosen a professional path. He is a romantic who deep down wants a wife and kids and a picket fence, not necessarily white.

He seems reserved and serious in public, but when even one person cracks a joke he follows it up with several more.

He is a mama's boy, cheap and often health-obsessed.

You'll know him when you see him.
Jim: Who's that slender comedian over there?

Jim's friend: That MUST be Elronn

Jim: Wow, what a guy!
Elronn by ellecantwont November 25, 2009
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Elrond; The Half Elven in Tolkien's Mythology is lord of Rivendell, called Imladris by the elves. He held a council during the days of the third age where the fellowship of the ring was created. He was brother to Elros.
"The Actor who played Elrond also played Agent Smith in The Matrix."
Elrond by Manave Eru Sulanul July 5, 2004
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Agent Smith with pointy ears and long hair
I would not be surprised if Elrond said to Aragorn: "Mr. Aragorn, we meet again..now give up those codes."
Elrond by zzz December 17, 2003
The smartest girl in the world. She funny, sweet, and kind girl. She will always have your back no matter what. She is great friend or girlfriend to have. She will become an independent woman and be very successful in life. If you have an Elonna close to you keep her.
Elonna is a name
Elonna by Popbear November 29, 2018

Agent Elrond

A long-running internet joke stemming from the fact that Hugo Weaving played both Agent Smith in The Matrix and Elrond in The Lord of the Rings.
"Dude, it's like... Agent Smith and Elrond combined... AGENT ELROND!"
Agent Elrond by Loser Jen July 20, 2008
Elrond Half-Elven, father of Arwen Undomiel and brother to Elros, held the council in Rivendell at which the Fellowship of the Ring was formed.
Dude! Have you seen any Elves lately? Especially Elrond and his eyebrows of Dooooom!
Elrond by Legolass November 9, 2004
An electronic currency, which consists of cryptographic proofs-of-stake, that is a highly scalable, fast and secure blockchain platform for distributed apps, enterprise use cases and the new internet economy.
Elrond is scalable, fast , efficient and may quite possibly be the best crypto around.
Elrond by Sffr February 5, 2021
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