Elijah's are in unison and are secretly a hive mind made up of members hiding in the shadows called the Super Elijah Council of Secrets Aka S.E.C.S(sex)
The Elijah's are organizing an event
by THETRUE1ELIJAH November 20, 2022
An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.
by rossabong June 05, 2020
That one trick pony who is a Defensive End for the Calgary Rebels, he can get lit in the locker room and he can hoop (A little). He has a nice whack Lonzo Ball form.
by GoshThatItalianFamilyIsQuiet March 09, 2019
by Nehahwnsndnd November 23, 2021
by woockyslush November 21, 2021
He’s someone who can make you laugh on your worst day or you could hate him but still love him if your friends with him your very lucky but if your in a relationship with him wether it’s platonic or not your one lucky gal/guy just know that their a good person almost all the way around
by Ur moms ceptum peircing January 01, 2022
Your average 5'10" white guy. Or so you thought. He might have ADHD, and a bit of depression, but despite all this, he's got a massive heart. He loves his friends sooooo much, and will always support them. He can sometimes get sucked into stuff because of peer pressure, and tends to be super spastic! He tends to procrastinate, but can help you in a pinch. He always seems to be fidgeting with something. He gets angry easily, but it's just a cover up for how he really feels, which is often confused. But yeah, if you know an Elijah, know he's going to be a super loyal friend. P.S. he tends to fall for girls that are super nice to him, and easily put up with his insanity. If you date him, he will be super loyal, and will help you through your hard times. Know he will always be there.
Friend: Hey, Elijah, I didn't do the essay! Could you help me?
Elijah: Yeah! No problem, let me explain it to you and help you write your outline! When you're done I'll help you edit it.
Elijah: Yeah! No problem, let me explain it to you and help you write your outline! When you're done I'll help you edit it.
by Theguywhowritesyourpapers November 25, 2021