When a woman of breeding age finds out that she will be serving an extended prison sentence which will render her infertile by her release date, yet she still wishes to reproduce, she will endeavor to have a door baby.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
by OB-GYN kanobe November 30, 2009
Get the door baby mug.a DOORFACE is someone who constonantly walks/runs/jumps into doors, resulting in a fairly loud noise and the doorface laying on the arse ont he floor. doorfaces acure most when under the influnce of alcohol.
(also see horseface)
(also see horseface)
jack: hey arnt you that girl who walked into a door ?
doorface: yer that was me
jack: haha what a doorface!
doorface: yer that was me
jack: haha what a doorface!
by natalie.doorface December 15, 2009
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1.D is for dick and don’t you doorframe
2.Knockers beware I doorframed why y’all have to beware
3. I doorframed everything on that math test
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2.Knockers beware I doorframed why y’all have to beware
3. I doorframed everything on that math test
4. I’m doorframing the word rn
by Pikapac22 December 7, 2018
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This is the action of waiting outside of someone's base until they come out their door, then you kill them when they least expect it.
This is the action of waiting outside of someone's base until they come out their door, then you kill them when they least expect it.
by TheLadInABarnySuit July 27, 2021
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Guy 2: Girl named Olivia.
Guy 1: How does he know her?
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Guy 2: Girl named Olivia.
Guy 1: How does he know her?
Guy 2: She is his ex-door neighbour.
by Big Sig & Bad News Brookes July 9, 2010
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by Russmanakron January 2, 2012
Get the Oven Door mug.Noun ~ Some one who actively seeks and violates peoples or sexual partner's anus' for sexual pleasure.
Shaniqua: "So basically yeah, you know Tyrone? Yeah he threw me on the bed when we was gettin' freaky yeah and slid in all Snake like a Back-Door Bandit fam and he was sweatin' and wheezin' all over me yeah you get me?"
Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you
Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you
by CXN May 16, 2016
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