What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010

doing a maddie

the situation you are in when your period leaks all over your chair

'ive just leaked all over my chair! im doing a maddie !'

by 99999999999999999999999999marr January 7, 2010

Docking

Docking is a verb describing the act of stretching one mans foreskin over another mans penis. It can only be practiced between men if one of them is uncircumcised. This "foreplay" is best mixed with a little lube or pre-come prior to the fun begins.

Mitch: Hey I been on such a big dry spell with the ladies can I put my cock in your cocks foreskin?
Al: Docking's the best, no need to ask!

by Hayessss October 26, 2012

doing homework

code for smoking pot

: "where were you 3rd period?"
: "i was doing homework with sam."

by xschfiftehfive December 1, 2006

doing math

Using the excuse "Doing geometry homework" to hook up with your girlfriend.

"Hey baby, I'll be tangent to those curves!"
"Somebody's been doing math!"

by AngelBelle June 20, 2006

Doings

It's a term used by lads to greet others. Usually used by people who bex in Melbourne.

For example:
Lad 1 - doings lad
Lad 2 - Just garn for a bex lad

doings lad how was your day g?

by Doings June 10, 2018

male docking

When a male inserts his penis into another males penis hole

"Come here jerry let's do some male docking today"

by Lordfallen January 15, 2018