Distard

An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage

Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.

Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.

Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!

Normal Person: uggghhhh!!

by Zero94 October 6, 2010

social distance warrior

A social distance warrior is someone who shames another person for going outside during the COVID-19 pandemic

Look at the social distance warrior, shaming people for exercising outside.

by cup_of_STFU March 31, 2020

Distal star proximal dog

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.

One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".

by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008

Distading

Distading is the term used for people who start and give up on many goals in quick succession.

"Distader": Hey i'm going to get 99 prayer!
Jed574: oh ok, good luck on 99 prayer!
"Distader": oh no it was too hard, i'm going for 99 agility now! :):)!
imnotpure44: oh ok.. good luck then..
"Distader": fk it, that 2 hrd i goin 2 get 99 defence!
Legend_34: ...
"Distader": i love the herblore cape...
God Plays Rs: JUST FUCK UP!
xLigit: yeah stop distading.. fuck..

by TonyX- December 15, 2008

disturbulence

Child or bothersome adult kicking the back of your airplane seat. Often experienced on the last leg of your trip, or an overseas flight where all you want to do is sleep.

Don't mess with me today; my flight home was marred by disturbulence.

by AnotherVancouverite February 15, 2010

DisturbedSorrow

The biggest douchebag/fagget you will ever meet on XBOX Live. He usually says that he wants to beat his meat in your face. He has no life but to sit on his fat ass all day and play Modern Warfare 2. He also likes to shove dildos up his penis hole and make fun of my friend Kyle a.k.a. CurvedBubbles on XBOX Live.

DisturbedSorrow said he was going to rip my asshole in half with his two millimeter dick.

by mchester95 July 21, 2010

District 9

A term adapted from the movie to signify an impoverished and tough neighborhood. It was first used to describe the Punjabi district of Moga.

Young Jatt: "Ay yo my nigga what you reppin?"

Jerry: "Nigga im from that 213 ride up on niggas cuz im used to that District 9 shit."

by Young Gurpreet August 11, 2013