Dissarono

of or Pertaining to the taste of Purple Cough Syrup

The stuff you had to take when you would fake sick and it tasted like ass

"nate no more dissarono for you"
"i have a tickle in my throat"
"i'll tackle you if you don't let me have it"

by Nastynate362 January 10, 2007

Dissociative Identity Disorder

a cringe trend/fandom where kids go to fake a mental disorder for attention

a placebo effect. its probably not real

"i have Dissociative Identity Disorder "
"nope"
"you are right ive been faking all this time for attention!"

by SaneDrain November 2, 2022

dissemble

Neologistic contraction of “disassemble.”
Malopropism for the word: disassemble.

You must dissemble the modem to replace the display.

by ad-92129 February 12, 2012

customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011

Dissociative identity disorder

A diagnosis that a psychiatrist or therapist gives to a patient. It basically states that the personality is fractured into several distinct parts that behave differently from the original personality. It was once known as multiple personality disorder but psychiatrists changed the term to dissociative identity disorder because they realized they had no clue what they were doing and had to come up with something new and exciting since they were getting paid. Mental health professionals give this diagnosis so they can feel important and special since this disorder is glamorized in the movies. The patient unconsciously wants to please the therapist and read up on the symptoms to present to them. Both therapist and patient feed off each other. Often the patient will get the blame as attention seeking when really it's the therapist that's at fault but gets off the hook because they are the professionals. You will find all patients that enter therapy never had a clue they had the disorder until the therapist told them. It is a therapy induced disorder and will disappear once the patient leaves therapy. But it will reemerge once the patient returns. Plain and simple. From that point forward patients will be confused when something bad happens to them because they will think one of their personalities did it. They will lose all sense of who they are.

Since Julie was diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder her life has been in ruins because she has lost her sense of identity.

by maggie0285 August 31, 2019

dissowned

The reply of someone who has just been owned by owning the other person. The comeback to being owned by some else.

Steps to dissownage
1. owned in any form
2. Comeback by person that was owned
3. dissowned

Stevie: OOOHHH, You have just been pizzowned Parker!
(Parker slaps Stevie in the face)
Parker: Well i just dissowned you loser.

by sk8bomb1067 June 2, 2005

Disscourtingness

It means your ugly
and your a sheep
that likes to go sheeping

you are very disscourtingness

by KODIEEE !!! August 13, 2007