dildo beef

The act of a male/female penetrating their anus with preferably a glass dildo for around 3 hours an 50 minutes you may want to for for a little longer to get the full effect. After the time is up there there should be a crusty paste like substance formed around the crown of the anus thus looking like taco meat.

Guy1:yo I slipped som dildo beef in my wife's coffee this morning.
Guy2:NOICE!!

by Raleighk62 November 21, 2013

Dildo

Can be anything used as a fake penis.

Lesbians: We need a dildo!

by Blob Loblawbloblaw June 12, 2015

House Dildo

One dildo that is shared between several occupants of the same house.

Sally and Jennifer got in an argument because they both wanted to use the House Dildo at the same time

by Bort Simpson April 11, 2011

A cold dildo

Anything physically or socially uncomfortable.

Christmas this dinner this year was a cold dildo.

by NoMyth April 4, 2016

dildologist

one who specializes in the sale of dildos and or other sex related products.

My girlfriend sales dildos ,therefore, she is a dildologist.

by IDMFKUMFPOS May 12, 2008

captain dildo

The person that wants to jam a dildo up your ass when you are passing seated people at the movies

"not today, not today, not today captain dildo" - dane cook (vicious circle)

by evansd September 15, 2009

DILDO

Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF

Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.

by nikstuhh August 1, 2010