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Urban Dictionary 

1. The Wikipedia of slang

2. A site with the most annoying T-Shirt ads on record

3. A good idea gone wrong, thanks to the many stupid assed and sexually inexperienced people make up a random combination of words and think of the most disturbing sexual acts they can possibly imagine
1. Urban Dictionary is Wikitionary in disguise

2. If no one repsonds to the BustedTees ads on Urban Dictionary, what make you think anyone will give Spreadshirt a second look?

3. Refer to the 2nd definition of Urban Dictionary
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Oxford English Dictionary 

A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.
"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."
Oxford English Dictionary by Luddz January 31, 2015

ducktionary

A dictionary of ducks. Also known as a ducklopedia.
Is that a dictionary?
No. It's a ducktionary. See? Here's the California Mallard.
AMAZING.
ducktionary by josh is jewish October 15, 2008

Dictionary of Men 

A dictionary about each type of man out there in the world.
Jenny: What is with the way these men act, I can't get it straight. I wish there was a handbook for it.

Betsey: There is, its called "Dictionary of Men"

Jenny: Where do I get this dictionary.

Betsey: I'm not your personal adviser.

Jenny: Bite me

Jenny: OW!! You bit me?!!

Betsey: You told me to.

Urban Dictionary Editor 

Cultureless idiot. Denizen of the most morally deranged corner of the internet's asshole.

The kind of person who will turn down a clever idea but approve entries such as: vjsnipples, qwiboda, and FUAAAA.
I thought he was an alright fellow but then I found out he's an Urban Dictionary Editor.
Urban Dictionary Editor by ROYGBIV February 22, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary for slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World." The website was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham.
Me: Urban Dictionary is really nice! ( mean girls reference)
Urban dictionary: I know right? (still mean girls reference)