porch monkey

Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.

Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?

by roygbiv January 04, 2008

Urban Dictionary Editor

Cultureless idiot. Denizen of the most morally deranged corner of the internet's asshole.

The kind of person who will turn down a clever idea but approve entries such as: vjsnipples, qwiboda, and FUAAAA.

I thought he was an alright fellow but then I found out he's an Urban Dictionary Editor.

by ROYGBIV February 22, 2013