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Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_
boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK
by derek’s admirer January 23, 2022
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Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.
Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek
by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022
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carson and derek

Underground badass kids that do crazy shit and live life to the fullest while apart of the underground duo group atk.
Damn bro that’s carson and derek
by ATKINTHISMF February 1, 2022
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Derek

A white guy who goes to Mexico without knowing any Spanish what so ever.
"Man, Chad was a real Derek when he went to Mexico."
by Lt. Overlord February 12, 2022
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Derek

Derek can be a bit of a doof and make stupidest and weirdest choices but deep down Derek's hearth is in the right place and he's a good guy for a laugh.
Derek what the hell, you're mad weird bro, (laughing)
by J. A. J. April 6, 2022
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Derek

Anyone that has a penis size of above 9inchs
Have u seen derek?
Yeah his cock is massive
by garvin201 April 8, 2022
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