diaphragmation

the use of your diaphragm

“today we will practice diaphragmation

by Janeena September 29, 2018

Diaperplay

A term invented by Brandon Nichols

"Hey have you heard about Brandon Nichols?"

"Yeah, he invented diaperplay!"

by TheRealBrandonNichols November 5, 2018

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Diaper foot

When pulling off a poopy diaper and the baby sticks his or her foot in it.

That looks like a bad case of diaper foot.

by Oug777 December 24, 2018

Diaper Cake

it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake

I looked up "diaper cake" and am disappointed that it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake and not a cake that looks like a diaper

by Yonkers Homeboy January 18, 2019

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

diaparticulitis

An inflammatory condition in which toddlers become exceedingly angry if the parent changes the brand of diaper to which they have become accustomed.

"To save money I bought new diapers at the bulk warehouse store, but little Jessica experienced a full blown attack of diaparticulitis when I put them on her. There goes $50!"

by emayemay April 19, 2019