dentist guitar

Lossing or damaging a tooth when playing the guitar with your teeth

I chipped a tooth playing dentist guitar last night.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

vagina dentata

A happy dance performed in parts of Paraguay when a girl loses her virginity to her husband.

(((Singing))) La couca racha, La couca Racha, va-gi-na dentata,la,la,la,la,la,la,la, repeat 5 times.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

denture

someone who thinks they are too cool for school, so they can jerk you around, but really they are low quality

That guy is the biggest denture I know.

by whatsupbrotha85 February 23, 2005

dentie

A more amiable and gentler word for the dentist, designed to maintain a level of respect for the man who bring so much pain, while softening the horror and memories of said pain upon speaking with friends about the next visit.

I'll have to meet you a bit later for lunch; I've got an appointment with the Dentie. He's just doing a cleaning though, nothing to worry about.

by d.jerimiah February 17, 2009

Kangaroo Dentist

when a male manages to persuade a female into sitting on her knees and gargling mouthwash, then alternates dunking his testicles into her mouth and then into cold water.

"Did you hear what Mr. Jones did to his daughter's best friend? he took her to the kangaroo dentist!" "oh FUCK, hes the man! I bet she'll never brush her teeth again without having a flashback!"

by Al Cahuete March 12, 2009

Dentamaro

Noun: a joint that is both short and skinny; a very small penis

Verb: Pulling a dentamaro; coming up short

Nick Dentamaro has a small weiner.

by kyle Klimbal January 18, 2005

Chinese Dentist

Any sort of bread roll or sandwich, which when eaten, would remove a loose or damaged tooth...

usually used to describe a hard bread roll full of thick slices of cheese.... asking for a chinese dentist at the deli counter

by Mark Landers May 21, 2008