Cruise control

The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question

Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.

by White Bread May 1, 2006

cruise missile

a badly programmed ballistic weapon used to indiscriminantly target innocent civilians under the impression of high-tech, high-precision warfare.

"That cruise missile just hit Bulgaria"

by brit March 26, 2003

Cruiser

Cruiser, someone who enjoys there kitchen

Cruiser looks and prefares to cook like jamie oliver

by guestop April 19, 2006

bald cop cruiser

a police car that is marked but doesn't have the standard party lights rack on top but does have the police livery or insignia unlike fully unmarked po-pos

man, that bald cop cruiser totally nailed me on the freeway for merging out of the HOV on a double-yellow

DUDE!? are you fucking high? you're gonna blow past that bald cop cruiser!

by sodoenam August 2, 2011

cruise room

noun: the bathroom.
only use if your name is tony

hey my name is tony. where yo' cruise room be at foo-schnikins??

by tony June 8, 2003

FJ Cruiser

"FJ CRUISER", better known by its real non-abbreviated name, the Fag Jeep Cruiser... Is a cheap Toyota Jeep knock off. It was specifically designed for those with less testicular fortitude than Jeep owners. It's best known to be seen driven by girly men who want it known that their anus is open for business. It is also commonly driven by Brazilians.

"I drive an FJ CRUISER and have a small penis"

"I drive an FJ CRUISER because I'm not man enough to drive a Jeep"

by Fugazi June 30, 2014

Cruise Control

Receiving a blowjob or handjob from the passenger while driving the vehicle.
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)

"I was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!"

or

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."

by Larzz69 October 13, 2009