cheating fuck

A mofo that cheats!

Eric is a cheating fuck.

by Daryl June 29, 2016

creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason

Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game

by Spenny69420 September 1, 2020

Maple creamie

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015

Ceiling Creature

A thin and bony monster that feeds on mold and children and lives in the ceiling. It typically dwells in schools or other places that have plentiful amounts of children.

School Teacher: Now now, children, be sure to watch out for the ceiling creature when you're walking to math class
Children: *gets snatched into the ceiling to be feasted on like a saltine cracker*

by Phlamingoe June 23, 2019

cre8tive

When parents give their kid a common name but spell it in an intentionally bizarre, ridiculous manner in a tryhard attempt to make the name exciting and creative. Named for the immature practice of replacing parts of words with numbers, as in "sk8r boi".

Staycee, Gennifer, Tyffani, Aydin and Maesun are all MUCH more cre8tive than Stacy, Jennifer, Tiffany, Aiden, or Mason.

by Pikachelsea August 25, 2007

Cheatin Rat Bastard

CRB is usually associated to those who WIN on a consistant basis, with no basis of provability. Someone who is either lucky, on a roll, or maybe just flat good, and are scourned by the outsider and his peers, more than likely, out of pure jealousy.

1. He's to good to be true, he MUST be cheatin!!!!
2. He always wins, "Cheatin Rat Bastard!!!!!!"

by mark warmouth July 3, 2008

Created Player

Someone so excellent at what they do that they are like a fantasy player created in a sports video game.

LeBron James is a created player.

Usain Bolt is a created player.

I have dated a lot of women over the years, but my girlfriend Ashley is everything I ever wanted and more. From her body to her brains. She is a created player.

by BigMilkyT28 August 25, 2009