Constantipation

(N): Being constantly constipated; always having to poop but never being able to.

"Honey, you better start taking some pepto bismo for your constantipation"

by 100241 August 30, 2014

costalking

The act of someone who uses or friends with an ex that helps you creep on social media

My brother has been costalking my ex for years now

by Blue stripe black sheep October 11, 2015

Constafused

A look on someones face.
The look someone gives you when he/she looks both constipated & confused!

Dennis Kessler has that constafused look again!

by PAslim August 18, 2016

constapooted

A fart that won't come out

Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.

by RnM4life May 14, 2016

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

by Garzipan August 11, 2016

constaphobic

to get scared quickly

i got locked in a box i got constaphobic because i thought i was going to die

by shidat March 1, 2017

Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.

1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.

by ZakNak April 22, 2017