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coronaible

describes the feeling that one stupid fucking virus has caused making everything 10x worse, has made everyone bored, tired, and torn everyone from their friends and everyday lives.
This whole quarantine thing has me feeling coronaible.
by stupid.corona March 22, 2020
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Corona fucking

When two people want to fuck but they have the corona virus but they say screw it and fuck anyways.
Why the hell are they Corona fucking
by Whfbskdiwfndna March 23, 2020
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Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.
Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.
by BigBunnie March 24, 2020
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corona 15

When person self quarantining for Corona Virus (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.
Did you see Suzy after quarantine? Talk about a Corona 15!
by Northerly March 24, 2020
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Corona Gamer

A corona gamer is a person who plays video games due to not having anything else to do during the corona virus outbreak. This person is not normaly a gamer, just a temporary one.
-Aw shit! This guy in our team sucks!
-Yeah, he's a corona gamer. He started playing this game yesterday.
by SimonDisaster March 24, 2020
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Corona Walk

Going for a walk and staying at least 6 feet away from others.
We went on a Corona Walk today.

Girl, I wouldn't be caught corona walking with you!
by McKeiser March 24, 2020
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corona

Corona is not an emergency. Thank the Lord and Taylor. Please don't get a chance please. The chanceis small but it's not working and it would really not trying it looks great I have I told them we it to my work I don't get the point I I am sorry and it will really it to be in my thoughts please don't tell you what it will really I am a chance could not make really looks great to have I not get my thoughts I told the chance I get back on a new place the other hand you not to be in a chance please don't tell anyone I can do it tomorrow I have a chance please don't forget the other hand you a call when I'm not working tomorrow so will really help I will really I will see if we could not be so good we really do anything to keep him away to make you not be a bit but later it to my have been the same to have I done not really do it tomorrow I told the UI don't have think you should do anything with a anyone who that person not working really I am going for g for you really and need it tomorrow would you probably it tomorrow and get to you I am looking it tomorrow or Friday but I'll have take see what that mean meant I a anyone few hours on Friday I done told a I don't want any the same thing as a new phone number yet the a anyone and a Taylor was will have do I you what are they the a bit and to keep me going the chance can the same day but if you accually read the whole thing you are very bored.
normal person: hey buddy wassup!
someone else: corona
normal person: oh im so sorry for you i didnt know you were going trough this hard stuff alone:-(
by Viking Poteten June 3, 2020
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