Human condom 

The man in a bisexual sex train, who is receiving a penis in his buttox, and has his penis in the woman's vagina. The man in the middle is therefore acting as both a profilactic and a barrier from any STDs the woman might possess. Additionally if the "human condom" preforms his function well enough, the rearward male's forward thrusts will be translated unencumbered through the human condom. -- NOTE: the person acting as the human condom does not violate the sanctity of marriage nor is engaging in homosexual behavior because he is merely acting as a vessel for the sex organs of the parties involved that are not the human condom.

Tom, come over here I need you as a human condom. That chick looks like she's got herpes so I'm gonna fuck her with your dick.

Human condom by Urban_Vocabulary June 18, 2017

kleenex condom 

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.

Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.

kleenex condom by Doo-da June 4, 2007

never use a condom more than once 

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

never use a condom more than once by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015

ghetto condom

A condom made from seran wrap.

"Tina's boyfriend didn't have change for a rubber, so he made a ghetto condom instead."

ghetto condom by Cuddle Core April 2, 2006

Busted Condom 

Noun: A child who was not wanted by their parents, and who is obviously not wanted by their present company.

He's just a busted condom.

Busted Condom by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003

Broken Condom Style 

To have rough sex, in such a way that it would be possible to break a condom. However it does not require an actual condom. The term can also be used for any harsh or semi-violent activity, such as a hard hit in football. The term originated from the song "Gangnam Style" because the chorus sounds like the phrase, "Hey Baby! Lets do it broken condom style."

Broken Condom Style can also mean to knowingly deceive a woman during sexual intercourse by using a ripped or defective condom.

He's going after her all Broken Condom Style.

Broken Condom Style by IAMAMERICANBADASS August 10, 2012

crunchy condom 

1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.

2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.

1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."

2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"

crunchy condom by demonic_angel July 20, 2008