Apple Computers

A wonderful company that sells amazing products like Macs, iPods, and software. Products sold from Apple Computers are almost always stunning, fast, powerful, and rarely crash or cause other problems. Apple's main product, the Macintosh computer, is argueably the best computer in the world (specifically the G5). It runs on OS X, but is highly compatable, too. It is also equipped with a UNIX core, accessable through the Terminal. Basically it totally kicks microsoft's pathetic butt.
Jennifer- I bought a brand new iMac G5 and iPod Photo at Apple Computers, and i still cant get over how well they work!
Joe- oh really? i just bought a new PC at some dumb PC retailer and it really..... uhm.... sucks. yea.... it crashes alot and likes displaying the blue screen of death...
by PitchBlackPony November 28, 2004
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apple computer

A computer that is made by Apple INC.
I bought a 17" Powerbook, its fuckin sweet. also: !x86 = good. The intel arch has had ugly hack after hack applied to it. WHich is why ELF is so difficult on x86. macppc is a nice clean arch.
by Nicholas July 07, 2003
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computer potato

A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.
Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!
by francilloscope August 19, 2005
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computational purgatory

A problem whose computational complexity lies in the line between computational efficiency and computational intractability.
The set of np-complete problems are the primordial computational purgatory.
by davidfutexas August 06, 2010
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lk computes

a gayfag who thinks he is all that and a bag of dicks
lk computes is a fucking idiot.
by ultra gayfag February 11, 2020
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mix computer

in diving, a computer used to mix gases
"Take a look at this mix computer.
It got a little banged up."
by havrancek February 07, 2009
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Computer around

1: To mess around on the computer
2: To allow friend to sign onto social network sites/ play with google or other entertaining sites as to be a good host/ess.
Susan: "Here Hannah computer around, I need to clean my room"

Hannah: "I don't think there is such a thing as to "computer around"..."
Susan: "Well now there is."
by eyyyou October 24, 2010
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