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Colonize

"I'm gonna colonize this chair"
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024
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Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.
God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
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Colombian shit shack

Snort cocaine, then bring a girl into a porta potty and proceed to fuck her until she shits on your dick
Me and the school bop pulled a Colombian shit shack while my gf was at work
by Coochslayer420 January 16, 2026
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Colombian roughhousing

When you stick a dildo up your ass, then stain the dildo with shit, cover it with jizz and stick it in your girls mouth while eating her butt.
when I was Colombian roughhousing I felt the dildo fill with my shit!
by B-16039 January 22, 2026
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Colonialism Rationalization

The retrospective justification of historical colonization as a net-positive despite its violence, based on the introduction of infrastructure, medicine, or state institutions. It employs a biased cost-benefit analysis that credits the colonizer for solutions to problems they created or exacerbated, while dismissing cultural genocide and extraction.
Example: "They built the railways." This classic colonialism rationalization credits the colonizer for infrastructure built by forced labor to extract resources, ignoring that the railways were designed for export, not local development, and were part of a system of total subjugation. The tool of control is rebranded as a generous gift.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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colombia vada serr

saying meaning “Colombia never dies”. it’s never actually used, it just sounds cool
BAD BUNNY SHOUTED US OUT DURING THE SUPER BOWL, COLOMBIA VADA SERR!!”
by UncleBartholomew223 February 17, 2026
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