Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

Collect the Yeast

1.) Synomnious with Secure the Bag and Get the Bread

2.) When you rise and grind, effectively collecting the yeast before it rises to bread.

3.) Taking credit for the bread (success) by collecting all the yeast before others can take it.
4.) Having the begining means to obtain success before it exists. (Having ways to make bread)

Guy 1:- I have an algebra exam tomorrow.
Guy 2:- Bro, study and collect the yeast.

Guy 1:- Hell yeah, COLLECT THE YEAST!

Guy 1:- Now I can make some fucking bread. 😫🙌🍞

by COLLECTtheYEAST March 24, 2019

Collectaholic

A person who collects a f*ck ton of something (Ex: Books, Pencils, Artwork)

Eric: "Why the f*ck do you have so many books?!"
You: "Because, I'm a Collectaholic!"

by ItzQuk March 27, 2019

Collective

Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...

A group of assholes is a collective

"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."

"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"

"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."

by K- November 16, 2020

coolest kid

when you are IN the ice IN the dark IN a red boat IN minecraft IN the ice biome IN the ocean.

now THAT is the coolest kid if ive ever seen it.

by screaminghellhound November 21, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020