When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019
Get the Nolan-Cocked mug.A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
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