Clown Pound

The act of clowns (which include truckers, carnival operators "carnies") coming together in groups of 2 or more (maximum number is unlimited) and pounding one another in eachother's orfices.

Carny Jethro: "Hey Ace, what'ya say we have a good ol' clown pound after the carnival tonight?"

Ace the Clown: "Hell yeah brother, let's git er' done!"

by Middleton Highschool Clown Academy October 20, 2006

Clown Meat

The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.

Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!

McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.

by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016

clown act

an act of excessive stupidity or ineptitude, eliciting disgust or derision from it's viewers.

The Detroit Lions offense is an absolute, fucking, clown act.

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

clown jewels

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.

His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.

by GarageRat August 8, 2014

Clown Pocket

a very deep vagina, one that can fit a surprising amount of things

BF: "Yo babe how are we going to get the snacks into the movie theater? You don't have any pockets or a purse?"
GF: "Don't worry I have a 12 pack of diet coke and 5 large popcorns in my clown pocket."

by xxxdonkey_dongxxx September 30, 2018

Clown Milk

Clown milk is when something is so insanely crazy it’s it can only be shown through text as 🤡🥛

That shit is (Clown milk)🤡🥛

by Two legit 2 quite October 21, 2019

clown car

noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.

She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.

by halize March 31, 2006