Cigarette

Shit made smoke-able. I dont know why someone would smoke a second cigarette after smoking their first one. It tastes like shit in your mouth, makes you cough (1st time), dosent get you high. So why would someone in their right mind keep smoking until they get addicted, and screw themselves over. It dosent make sense to me..

Person- Hey man wanna smoke a cigarette?
Me- Sure, why not.
*toke, cough, cough, cough*

Me- Wow, that sucked ass, im never doing that again.

by intelligentintellectual January 21, 2008

cigar fish

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

by kryton August 18, 2003

Cigarettes

Smokable cancer that is much needed to survive without doing something completely insane. Also, there is never enough at hand.

Dammit, I only have half a cigarette left.
Newports are the best cigarettes.

by Bitttchhh January 18, 2010

Cigarette

1)Cancer sticks
2) The cause of yellow skin, bad breath, and the smell of tobacco on one's clothes
3)Fuckheads can usually be found at one end.

Let's use cigarettes to get fucked up! Wheee!

by Garth Algarth December 24, 2003

Cigarette Turn

The awkward way you have to turn your car while you have a cigarette or anything else in your hand.

Guy Driving "shit i have to make a cigarette turn"
Passenger "just hand me your cig man"

by skeetbangskeet November 5, 2010

CIGAB

acronym for: Can I Get A Beer

I just got dumped over facebook chat. CIGAB.

by thesisterofmclovin December 11, 2011

CigarWeasel

Defined as a person that has the gifted ability to obtain a cigar from another cigar smoker, manufacturer, cigar shop, etc. for free. Usually requires some crafty guise in some fashion or another to obtain the cigar without coming right out and asking.

CigarWeasel: Hey Chief are you going to be at the show? If so I have heard great things about your cigar would really like to try it.

CigarMaker: Oh thank you for the kind words I will bring some with me and give you one to try! Classic old school CigarWeasel move by the way..

by CigarWeasel July 8, 2011