Children

Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.

"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."

by M0th3r's-M0nt3r March 7, 2022

Children

The snack that smiles back

How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO

by Asriel The Goat August 13, 2021

Taylor’s Children

A small group of people who make similar music to Taylor Swift’s. Like Olivia Rodrigo, Conan Gray, and possibly Shawn Mendes

Person #1: What’s your playlist like?
Person #2: I only listen to Taylor’s children!!!

by muzakluver2021 June 3, 2021

Children

Spawns form Satan himself.

Children . A trigger word.

by The simpo June 8, 2021

children

ruin Urban life

oh yeah I had my children at 13 I never went to a party

by fuckingurdadrn May 12, 2021

Children

Annoying little brats that are 12 and under

Person 1:Hey why did you hit the children?
Person 2:They kept annoying the fuck out of me, They are spawns of Satan

by CC_242 May 30, 2021

Children

Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like,
"YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!"
And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like,
"YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!"
So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗

Yay. Children.

Also don't mind the gif it randomly fits perfectly-

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 27, 2024