Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades)

Bruh, I mistook your chair for a toilet and I shat on it...

by The rat from steam August 9, 2021

chairloo

A man, usually with name Lewis, that finds himself unable to remove himself from his camp chair

“Hey look at chairloo over there, he’s cooked!”

by Chowder01 August 21, 2021

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.

Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.

by medium_dipper October 9, 2021

CHAARUSRI

The hottest person on earth with the biggest mommy milkers in the galaxy. Girlbossiest of girlbosses.Everyone needs a Chaarusri in their life :)

Sunny: OMG look at the size of the mommy milkers that girl has.
Bex: Oh shes probably a CHAARUSRI

by BEXXIEBABES_XOXO November 21, 2021

Chair-based assault and defenestration

When you hit someone with a chair and then throw them out a window

“Did you hear about tom?, his girlfriend discovered he was cheating and she committed chair-based assault and defenestration on him.”

by IDFK4TTT November 4, 2022

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 2, 2023

Char-broil

When your daughters boyfriend offers to eat your pussy

Austin: do you want your pussy eaten?
Char: closes door-tells husband wtf he just wanted to char-broil me

by Bbbren21 July 1, 2023