Chapschlick

Product used to reduce chafing(chapping) and swelling caused by too much or too intense schlicking(female fapping).

(1)I rubbed myself raw; I need some chapschlick.(2)I need to buy some chapschlick; I'm spending the weekend with myself.

by Altur-Goldenmean August 15, 2012

Chapsnick

An accidental cut, on the cock or balls, due to cack-handed pube trimming.

Fuck bro, I was barbering the old gent garden last night (admittedly distracted; watching a bit of Kirsty & Phil) and chapsnicked mi'sen. Nearly shit out puppies.

by DaveSinners December 8, 2012

cheapscate

Not wanting to spend money on something that's affordable.

Joe: Hey Steve buy that video game you've wanted

Steve: Nah, not sure I want it.
Joe: Dude you've got $100 bucks just buy it you cheapscate

by Leroy Hamilton November 1, 2014

chapstatic

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015

chapstik

Co Worker who sucks up and / or kisses ass. They do it so much that they would need Chapstik to help with their lips.

David is such a Chapstik. Good reason why he got the promotion.

by Tony T Chopper July 24, 2015

Chips Aha!

Euphoric exclamation uttered when you think you're done with a package of cookies, but hidden behind or underneath the opening, or at the bottom of the package, you find one or two more.

-Are there any cookies left?
-No, I just ate the last one. Wait a minute... Chips Aha! Want one?

by B.R. Merrick November 20, 2015

chips & salsa

sex.
(reference to chips and salsa)

I'm going to have chips & salsa.

by the best waterbuffalo ever June 26, 2016