cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.

Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"

by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025

Certainty

The lack thereof externally is entirely eternally imposed. Can your children have actively been murdered by your need to teach me a lesson. You are living garbage.

Hym "So I can speak with as much certainty as I want. And I am absolutely certain Steven is a retarded bitch. And I'm like 45% his wife the he was Hym. Actually, I could even go as far as to say that ALL Stevens or Stephens are retarded bitches. 89% certainty."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Cetaphil, cetaUphil, cetaphiL

Cetaphil, cetaUphil, cetaphiL

Cetaphil, cetaUphil, cetaphiL

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Cottage plunger

When a woman has thrush and a man thrusts hard until he explodes. Creating a frothing cottage cheese effect.

I had cottage plunger last night, best I’ve had in a long time!

by Sweetnene January 20, 2026

Certainty Trap

The cognitive trap of demanding certainty before action, then using the impossibility of certainty to justify permanent inaction. The certainty trap is what happens when the desire for perfect knowledge becomes a barrier to any knowledge at all. It's the logic of "we can't be sure, so we can't act," repeated endlessly while the world burns. The certainty trap is beloved of those who benefit from the status quo, who can always find reasons to wait, to study further, to demand more evidence. The way out is recognizing that certainty is rarely available and never necessary. Action under uncertainty is the human condition; the certainty trap is just a sophisticated form of paralysis.

Certainty Trap Example: "They couldn't decide whether to have children—too many unknowns, too many risks, too little certainty. The certainty trap had them. Years passed, the window closed, the decision was made by default. Certainty had never come; they'd just waited until waiting became the decision."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026

cetaphil

it is just basically a cleaning cream for your face

You: Do you want some cetaphil
Friend: Yeah sure.

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

Cetacean period

basically the cretaceous but with cetaceans, they took up the roles of ALL cretaceous animals, from the tall Balaenoptitan beverlyensis to the swift but small Tursiopraptor packiapex

we have found a new fossil from the cetacean period! we call it the orcinusaurus rex, discovered the fossil in pee pee creek formation of goobertown arkansas

by Somateria fischeri July 30, 2025