carson

a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.

Carson a piece of shit.

by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024

carson dueck

A child who doesn't under stand English

"Gosh, you're such a Carson Dueck"

by Jube Jube September 12, 2017

Carson

Super sheltered boy. Likes straw hats. Does NOT know how to rap. Contagiously Christian

Carson: what’s a tampon
Girl 1: *laughs*
Girl 2: *also laughs*
Carson: *confused noise*

by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019

Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind

person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive”

by Joel embid May 10, 2022

Carson

Carsons are very flirty and make you feel loved. You tend to have flings with Carson because nothing ever lasts and they will have moved on.

Girl 1: I heard shes talking to Carson.
Girl 2: Haha give it a week.

by AL20000 June 24, 2018

Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.

Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?

by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021

Carson

Carson is a faggot nigger and he likes to wear thongs

Carson is one gay ass nigga

by onBDbitchnigga July 10, 2024