Matias Candia

An argentinian rapper that makes the best music. Also know for his emo look and black humor.

"Soy gay"
- Matias candia

by Esie05 April 29, 2022

guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.

It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

cannibal corpse

See goddamn fucking sick and perverted and disgusting.

Fuck Cannibal Corpse. They are not a band. They are a collection of hellish demons who are wasting their time on planet Earth by trying to make people throw up with their sick-ass shit lyrics, and will eventually all be returned to the pits of hell from whence they came.

Thank you, and goodnight.

I like Cannibal - - OH JESUS! FIRE FROM HELL IS BURNING MY SKIN OFF!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY AAAAAAuuuuuughhh.

by The retarded fucking dog. May 1, 2005

cannister

A tank of gas that you can attach to things and pop its cap off to make it move in JBMod for HL2.

Omg I made this thing launch so high in JBMod!

I attached 10 cannisters to a buggy and made it go FLYING!!

by happyface_0/dave December 16, 2004

candied

A Pokémon who has been leveled to a high point mostly or solely through the use of rare candies, therefore its Effort Values have not increased with it, making it only look as if it is stronger.

Trainer 1: I got ripped of in a trade! This Blastoise is level 100, but he's candied!
Trainer 2: Yeah, people do that with cheat devices. It sucks.

by PokéfanTeej20 August 15, 2010

cannibal corpse

Terrible. Lead singer cannot sing, subject matter of songs is immature and gross, only teenage mall goths would listen to this utter shit. Guitar is pretty decent but thats all the band has going for them. Death metal sucks.

Yes, I said it... death metal fucking blows, you faggots.

by Goldy McGoldstein March 30, 2005

sexual cannibalism

Sexual cannibalism is the concept of getting a masochistic thrill off of being deeply bitten and having chunks of flesh being swallowed by your partner, this is a very obscure fetish and considered very...sick.

Guy: ...So...what did you say?

Guy 2: I like being bitten. And eaten. Just a little. It's called Sexual Cannibalism.

by LetMeTasteYou September 21, 2013