"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
by GMP89 July 1, 2014
Get the Canadian Blastmug. Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.
Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"
by chachmonkey November 29, 2015
Get the Canadian Ramenmug. A wild micky, can be found in Canada where sunset is to damn late. Can often be seen eating passta, and will call you a potato hater.
The Canadian honky is out during the day eating potato’s, and passta while washing it down with monster energy drinks.
by Triforce hero 91 June 19, 2022
Get the canadian honkymug. when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave
person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
by jankfart December 13, 2014
Get the canadian hostagemug. The canadian pipeline is the act of inserting a straw into ones anus and then putting the other side of the straw into someones elses anus and then you proceed to fart and the gases will then travel into the others persons anus
"Hey bob want to canadian pipeline"
"no jimmy unless dad can join"
"Ok bob We will need the free way straw"
"Get a wide straw, i like the sensation it gives""
"ok jimmy i love uou"
"no jimmy unless dad can join"
"Ok bob We will need the free way straw"
"Get a wide straw, i like the sensation it gives""
"ok jimmy i love uou"
by Angrynigel April 27, 2017
Get the canadian pipelinemug. Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.
BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.
by CygnusPrime_Mag February 13, 2023
Get the canadian preppermug. A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.
The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
"It's been a long day at the bull-fight, I could really go for a barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."
by BlackMarigolds2 May 11, 2010
Get the Canadian Barnesmug.