Calculutore

Calculutore is a game you can play on any calculator. First you have to pick a person. After you pick your person you have to poach your weapon. Then pick up your binoculars. Then find the X marks the spot. There are some mobs. You defeat them then you win

Wow this calculutore game is so cool!!!

by robeuyhd March 16, 2023

Callum

Callum also called calcium is so fat with one cell brain. He reminds me of the password 1234 too weak

hello callum

by Yayajbjddig May 2, 2023

Calum'd it

To stop playing a game before completion generally but not exclusively before the halfway point.

Are you still playing TLOU?

Nah I Calum'd it

by Richerado August 9, 2023

captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

Arabic Calculator

A calculator that has a peculiar attachment, usually Semtex in the form of C4, which is wired to the calculator in such a way that a value input into the calculator causes it to start a timer or directly cause the ignition of the explosive element, causing severe damages to property, and personnel.
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"

Person 1: Could you please take out your calculators for this lesson?
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)

by YaBoiDarkstreamer November 7, 2022

Doing a Callum Styles

Acting like a chimpanzee and throwing your shit all over the walls

Fuck I must’ve been drunk last night because apparently I ended up doing a Callum Styles, the walls are a mess and my girlfriends not speaking to me.

by Big pizzle P October 2, 2020