mr callum

(verb) to violently smash someone over the head with something.

e.g. a shovel.

"he just mr callumed me in the head"
"did he just use the Shovel to mr callum you?"

by muffiee1 December 16, 2024

Callum Gillespie

Callum Gillespie loves vodka anything and will drink anyone under the table. He is well known for his tough stuff on and his ability to never know when to shut up. Also has just finished the leaving cert which is a proper two fingers to all the teachers

Callum Gillespie loves using johnnies

Callum Gillespie was spotted in mccaffs
Callum Gillespie does not give a flying f

by Camping Heineken June 13, 2025

Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

Callum

an 8 year old boy who hears his brother slap his meat to anime girls on youtube

"i fuck little boys like callum"

by ixwonn_ November 22, 2021

Callum

Autistic

Spastic

Retard

Hey look it’s CALLUM

The autistic guy

by Ellie hehehehe November 23, 2021

Callum Dangerfield

The most attractive human being in existence. He is the god of brawl stars and marvel rivals. If Callum Dangerfield’s eyes turn run, RED.

Guy - Dude this guy is such a Callum Dangerfield.
My uncle - Yeah I Know, what a chad

by Callum’s Fangirl January 16, 2025

Callum lang

Best footballer in the world, Plays for Portsmouth fc

It’s four for Callum lang!

by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025