by Hello bish October 15, 2018
by Bumchopmer8482 June 10, 2020
by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020
A spotty little femboy who hides his skirty wurtys under an oculus box and his boon arm is incompatible with his house
by mixnerl March 20, 2024
by Blaine8676 October 12, 2020
callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
by laxativequeen3000 September 12, 2023
oh its callum goldring
by penis suckker March 10, 2022