Callum Milward

A kid that doesn’t leave girls alone, he’s way out of his league and needs to get some new friends. His penis is smaller than his Iq minus his brain capacity.

Omg your such a little shit, you remind me of a Callum Milward

by Big_dick_101 March 10, 2020

Callum

little chubby ginger cunt

are you a callum?

by saltytoaster December 23, 2019

Callum

Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.

M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.

by Hornby November 3, 2019

Callum Crichton

Callum is a boy with a large personality, he is fun to be around, he is nevertheless afraid to speak his mind and always gives second chances

Callum Crichton is usually a male name

by Rebeca May November 6, 2016

Callum’s crib

Used in a sentence for a disgusting room usually filled with fast food , soft drinks and clothes on the floor.

Friend 1”have you seen David’s room!”
Friend 2” I know look at the state of it , that’s definitely a Callum’s crib.”

by Decoydoedoe June 9, 2019

Callum

Callum. The boy i will never forget in my year 6 class, a Callum will always make you smile, laugh and he will always b chaotic yet serious. He makes everyone laugh, smile ect. I love Callum truely he acts like a brother to me at school. I steal his stuff for fun and we chase eachother around. He is the funniest boy i have ever met and he filled the missing part in my heart he is also very chaogic i must say lol. Get a callum in your life and DON'T lose him. If you do lose him, that is your loss. I love you Callum if you ever read this. You made my life together when i was feeling the worse i was. I love you Callum i need you back in my life. Please.

Group of girls: *talking*
Callum: Hey, can i slide into your dms real quick?
Group of girls: Pft no?
Girl 1: Yes.
Callum: LESS GOO *celebrates*

by Thinking of callum rn <3 December 10, 2022

Callum Anderson

He is VERY special and licks his spiders baby’s cousins nieces hair on a daily bassis he is also Very very small

Look out Callum Anderson is going to lick my hair run !

by Blamay October 23, 2019