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Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
by MrHavok September 8, 2020
mugGet the Covid-Catfishmug.

covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.
My covid-19th is in July this year.
by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020
mugGet the covid-19thmug.

Covid-Catfish

A man or woman who appears attractive until the mask comes off.
I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...
by GoddM October 11, 2020
mugGet the Covid-Catfishmug.

COVID ConcernGram

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses
George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"
by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020
mugGet the COVID ConcernGrammug.

Covid Bush

An extra hairy vagina that a woman normally wouldn’t have but grew during the covid pandemic
Hey Luis I smashed my girlfriend for the first time in over a year. I needed a pair of garden shears to get through her covid Bush.
by Critter99 May 31, 2021
mugGet the Covid Bushmug.

Covid degree

To state that you have a college degree on the topic you are debating with someone while being completely wrong about said topic.

During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
Person 1: "As someone with a Master's Degree in history from Harvard, only 1 million people died in the Holocaust."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
by MrGandry September 18, 2023
mugGet the Covid degreemug.

Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison
The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly
by GFAR83 April 24, 2020
mugGet the Covid Bellymug.

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