Metastatic Clusterfuck

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.

Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020

Ditter Clitter

A glittery vagina troll

Nobody likes a ditter clitter!

by Audra Towry December 26, 2020

a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013

What a clusterf***

Used to express A catastrophically mishandled situation

dude someone let Harley Quinn out of jail! What a clusterf***

by Epictailz January 26, 2017

canyon city cluster fuck

When an inmates anus is turn’t-out due to a cluster of black people raping his butthole in prison.

Yo dawg, we really canyon city cluster fucked that honky cuz his Anus be prolapsed ‘n shit! He be turn’t-out!

by tbizzy2 August 28, 2019

Gigantic Feet-Cluster

When you're reading a hentai manga, or watching a hentai and see how many woman use their feet to pleasure the man.

- Oh man, I've been looking forward to seeing those girls use their feet.
- Yeah baby, time for a Gigantic Feet-Cluster

by Kultywator Pierwszej Klasy May 2, 2020

bass drum clusterfuck

When you have 10 or more bass drums for a marching band parade and everyone keeps hitting each other’s drums because they have no peripheral vision skills

Welcome to the bass drum clusterfuck.

by USfyre April 9, 2021