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Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.
I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.
by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017
mugGet the Clean smokermug.

Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.
"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!
by MattMat757 March 1, 2011
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Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.
Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
mugGet the Clean the Snowmanmug.

Clean Brunette

When a person has brown hair but blonde highlights he is a clean brunette.
by amayamae April 18, 2018
mugGet the Clean Brunettemug.

clean hole

I know I've been collecting a lot of stuff, but maybe it's time for me to dig a clean hole and start over at square one.
by Seshie November 13, 2019
mugGet the clean holemug.

Cleaning Frantic

SOMEONES WHOS obsesses about cleaning and would go blastic if you make a mess
My wife cleaned for a whole hour! She’s a cleaning frantic
by WORDERSLIFE October 22, 2017
mugGet the Cleaning Franticmug.

clean break

When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)
There's nothing better than having clean break before your golf game.
by anonymous August 22, 2022
mugGet the clean breakmug.

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