Brand Clean

Not brand new, but brand clean.

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.

by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022

Panic Cleaning

Frantically cleaning one's home in anticipation of the imminent arrival of guests.

My spouse's parents are on their way over so I am panic cleaning.

by wilkinism December 18, 2022

clean break

When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)

There's nothing better than having clean break before your golf game.

by August 22, 2022

cleaning the cob

Giving a blowjob

I like receiving oral sex, but I really like cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022

Cleaning the cob

Sucking a dick

I love giving head, by that I mean cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022

Rage-clean

When your girlfriend decides that your room is anything but a habitable place for humans and then proceeds to rearrange all of your belongings in an unfamiliar order and washes your clothes in a rage of fury, not even separating the colours and blacks from the whites.

Your fault buddy.

Person 1: Oh my god, I came home and my room was fucking clean man
Person 2: Really why is that a problem?
Person 1: My girlfriend rage-cleaned and now I actually have to use my wardrobe...
Person 2: Gee, what a conundrum
Person 1: THERE'S LINT ON MY WHITE CLOTHES
Person 2: Maybe you should have washed your own clothes?
Person 1: It's ORGANISED CHAOS

by davo420 July 05, 2021

clean hole

A fresh start.

I know I've been collecting a lot of stuff, but maybe it's time for me to dig a clean hole and start over at square one.

by Seshie November 13, 2019