Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.

1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Troll Caller

Calling somebody a Troll in an online community to suppress criticism, rather than be perceived as a failure, to look and sound stupid, uninformed or unintelligent.

Instead of handling criticism, they became Troll Callers.

by YuriM August 24, 2010

caleb

annoying

caleb is annoying

by Vsjagsqjhsiqgekqbskasbkag January 15, 2019

Elbert Caldera

used to describe a very gay person in southern California,especially in north San Diego County

Dude, stop being such an Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 19, 2003

Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020

Felipe Calderon

Newly elected very unfortunate Mexican President, who has won through a series of documented frauds and alliances with the worst political class in the country (PRI). He is backed by known corrupt business and religiuos classes.

Felipe Calderon cheated his way to the mexican presidency.

by Comite October 19, 2006

what’s it called

when you don’t know what it’s called. commonly used in the snodland and chatham area.
pronunciation: wash-it-cald

oh my days um what’s it called

by tuftym May 24, 2019