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Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.
Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage
by ten nine? June 8, 2024
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Burner

A person who is below average, and even upon further inspection still does not posses talents or useful knowledge.

A synonym for waste of space, and generally used as hyperbole in conversation. In the same way, it’s essentially just a derogatory way of describing a person as useless.

Of course, this is why it’s put in this sense. The word burner at its core is just a way of alluding to how useless they are, as if they existed only to burn out like a cigarette.
“God, you’re such a burner.”

“I hate burners…”
by FictionalBiscuits October 20, 2023
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burner trock

shit. i just burner trocked my pants.
by burnertrock February 29, 2024
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blanket burner

A derogatory racial slur for in American Indian. Blanket burners are depicted as American Indians making smoke signals.
Eddie the blanket burner had stolen Pete's mailbox and set it on fire.
by They call me nasty October 10, 2022
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The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”
by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025
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super burner

a immensely large piece of graffiti , extremely colorful ,like a 1000 pieces , 100 burners , or 10 murals

these can take months to do , they are the top form of graffiti art , and depending on where you live , they can be rare .
by acid.2011 January 11, 2012
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oven burner

During WWII, slang for the Nazi's who operated the giant crematoriums to murder jewish people en masse.
Her father was an oven burner during the war.
by Russian Sugar January 6, 2018
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