boova

(noun) A person with no moral character or ethics to guide him. Often trivial and trite, he annoys most people and has great trouble making friends who don't in reality despise him. He finds success in few areas, and accomplishs little in life, dissapointing his overcontrolling parents. Occasionialy has some good luck, and the things he does achieve he doesn't deserve, and what he does achieve deserves better than him.

I can't believe that Boova can do that, considering all of his drawbacks.

by John Abrahms Loide January 11, 2009

Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"

by Kel September 1, 2003

Broadbandian

One who's connected with Broadband internet. The individual is then therefore referred as a broadbandian.

"Hey mate, are you a Broadbandian?" -- Broadbandian

"Nah, sorry mate. I'm connected with an inferior internet service - dialup." -- Dialupper

by Paul Phoenix January 21, 2006

Bravado'h

When you're sure that you're going to succeed easily at something and you end up failing miserably.

From "bravado" and "do'h" (Homer, The Simpsons).

I was so sure that I could just Google the answer that I bet my buddy $100. Talk about having bravado'h.

by King T January 14, 2011

Broads beans

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

by skeeza1 May 20, 2011

Dime Broads

Dime = 10 (on a 1 to 10 scale) Broads = women
So dime broads are broads that are a 10.

we went to the playboy house and there was so many dime broads

by a}{nig January 3, 2011

broadband

A relationship with a member of opposite sex.
Verb: "to have broadband" is to be having a relationship.
It is effectively an analogy for relationships, with all things related to it corresponding to different parts of the analogy. "Service provider" being the girl or boy you are with, "56k" is being not quite there yet, "laying cables" - meeting new people etc.
(So as to be discreet, a real company with the same initials as the girl or boy you fancy can be used in conversation, see below)

"You got broadband yet?" "Nah, I'm still on 56k"

"Hows your broadband coming along?" "Slowly, I'm still looking for service providers..." "I thought you fancied Virgin Media?" "Nah, he stopped liking Vicky May ages ago!"

by tstock May 29, 2008