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Border Collie

(n) Used to describe someone whose positive attributes, such as enthusiasm, friendliness or good looks, are completely undone by their mind boggling stupidity. The type of person who would do anything to please you if only they could remember what it was. Or who, in their excitement, is likely to urinate right where they stand if you say something nice to them or feed them a snack.
"Mate, that bloke's got a touch of the Border Collie about him."
"She was up for it, but I had to walk away when she went all Border Collie on me."
by bonzasaurus December 14, 2008
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Borderline Girlfriend

A woman you go out with, and kiss on the lips, but do not yet fuck.
MIKE: So did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: No, Beth is my borderline girlfriend.
by Frank Bumstead March 4, 2009
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boxer

1)a brain damaged moron
2)a really cool dog that also slobbers
1)me think not good coz me boxer
2) slobber, slobber, slobber
by i like dags September 27, 2003
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BoXeR*

The most widely accepted meaning of the word BoXeR* is someone who gets annoyed when they join a public server and get raped by n00bs.

In pure frustration you can observe this specimen join a server, get totally owned by other freezetagers, at which point he will utter one of his catch phrases like "fckn n00bs", "take you all on at osp" or "ffs spam" and then promptly disconnect.

The above phrases literally traslate to such things as: 'Im leaving because its my time of the month and I cant handle loosing' or perhaps: 'Your more skilled than me, but Id rather quit than admit it'.
BoXeR* was railed by fish
Blue scores!
BoXeR* was electrocuted by pen1s
BoXeR*: ffs noobs
BoXeR* disconnected
the donn: lol
ele: piss off hax
DEEMS:rofl
by pwndj00n00b February 25, 2004
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boxer briefs

underwear for men that's practical for providing the coverage of boxers but the support of tighty whiteys - but for metrosexual dweebs and regular guys that just want practical underwear and are clueless - that they should be man enough to wear regular boxers or just admit they can't give up briefs ('cause they're a nerd, immature, or just going with the flow) and hope no one sees them with their pants down. Yeah I wear all three-but I don't feel hot in bb's, wear briefs when my balls need a rest (and I am part dweeb), and boxers when I wanna feel manly and wear man underwear.
He felt like a nerd in tighty whiteys and he didn't like feeling his tool flop around, so he compromised with boxer briefs.

Boxer briefs are practical, but they're so middle of the road that only men too insecure to decide on boxers or briefs wear them.
by cordero1901 September 2, 2009
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boxer

A migrant worker who boxes lettuce, tomatoes, and cabbage.
Jose, what do you do for work?

I'm a boxer. My whole family is professional boxer; whe box lettuce, tomatoes, cabbages.
by Nick November 17, 2003
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boxers or briefs

It’s a gay phrase meaning if you would prefer to be entered or you enter
Hey Todd boxers or briefs?😘😘
by Lilson herain June 11, 2018
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