The British Apocolypse

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.

The British Apocolypse is upon us lot

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

fake “British“ girl

A girl who thinks she is the last soda in the desert. She thinks that if it doesn't affect her, she doesn't have to help. She will not help you if she thinks you are her rival. Victim is made to be the favorite of teachers. The majority of the class is ashamed of her. She has very few friends since nobody tolerates her. Her "friends" are starting to hate her. She is irritating. If you know her and she treats you well it is because she thinks that you will not overcome her. She is probably obsessed with a boy who doesn't pay attention to her. Ah... Yeah.. She's not a clown, she's a entire circus.

Ew, here comes the accent fake “British“ girl, don't be her friend

by cuffedpringles November 26, 2019

white british teen syndrome

The tendency for a teenage and amateur white British guitarist to play "wonderwall" by oasis on guitar

WBT victim: "help i cant stop playing wonderwall"
doctor: oh no son it looks like you have 'white british teen syndrome'

by therealjohn5 June 2, 2020

Great british bake off

AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off

A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.

WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names

Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"

by LookinForPizza November 25, 2020

blind British fuck

both people put on blind folds and you fill your partners ass-holes with tea and you try and dunk a biscuit in the persons asshole and eat it

" I heard Kisha and becky tried the blind British fuck last night" "what slags"

by 2jul0 July 19, 2021

The British Museum

World's largest collection of stolen items.

The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.

by The Crack Sparrow April 24, 2023

Swing Le Boiis

When you do a weird almost standing up splits and swing your hips to prevent your nuts from sticking to your thigh
just swing your hips to the side of your body and swing back and forth repeatedly until testes are unstuck.

my boiis are a sticking lemme give em a swingin! In this Case you gotta Swing Le Boiis

by trjtkryl June 8, 2018