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salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard October 28, 2015
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Finger Blending

I. When you stick a finger in yours / someone else's asshole and twirl your finger

2. When you don't have a wisk and you mix everything with your finger
Guy: Oh man! We don't have any toys!

Guy 2: you know.. We could always try finger blending!
by The.Cooking.Show.2g1c. September 3, 2016
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Bullet blender

It means that your answer was hard or sometimes could be rude.
Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?

Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-
by Calypsoul99 June 7, 2016
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Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.
"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"
by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016
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Beauty blender-ing

Beauty blender-ing is a phrase invented by the beautiful Youtuber and glam-girl Amber Scholl. Beauty blender-ing means that you are blending your make up with a beauty blender.
She is beauty blender-ing her makeup to the gods!
Oh, she need to do some beauty blender-ing.
by Amber Scholl admirer. March 1, 2017
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Idiotic blender

When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit
Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?

She's not an object, she's a woman.
by Miaminic0514 May 8, 2017
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beauty blendering

a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face
boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH
by dannyedgeisdaddy July 3, 2017
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