Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard October 28, 2015
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2. When you don't have a wisk and you mix everything with your finger
2. When you don't have a wisk and you mix everything with your finger
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Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-
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Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-
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"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"
by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016
Get the Gold Blend mug.Beauty blender-ing is a phrase invented by the beautiful Youtuber and glam-girl Amber Scholl. Beauty blender-ing means that you are blending your make up with a beauty blender.
by Amber Scholl admirer. March 1, 2017
Get the Beauty blender-ing mug.Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?
She's not an object, she's a woman.
She's not an object, she's a woman.
by Miaminic0514 May 8, 2017
Get the Idiotic blender mug.a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face
boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH
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