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Stationary/Operating Engineer

A lazy ass SOB who works in an oil refinery (shift worker). He's paid between $60-160 000/year, sleeps, eats and sits on his ass all day long and still complains that he works too hard.
"Stationary/Operating Engineer"

refinery Suncor Esso Shell Lanxess BP Nova
by 3rdclassOE December 13, 2012
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beginner niblo

the process of taking a young child in. and subjecting them to hour upon hour of hardcore animal porn, thus resulting in them becoming a pro niblo
brian: she was such a lovely girl 6 months ago, i wonder what happened?
jeff: i heard that she got caught and got beginner nibloed.
brian: what a shame she couldve turn out a real pearl
by el pap December 14, 2003
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redneck engineering

1.you fix everything with duck tape
2.when in boy scouts you fix your tent with duck tape
Adam: How you fix your gun.
Clayton: Redneck engineering.
by adam clayton January 28, 2012
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Pengineer

Oi, pengineer! I needs me some stamps licked
by Dr Intellect November 21, 2018
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3rd Engineer

A slightly evolved Neanderthal capable of using tools fashioned from stone for the purpose of making excessive noise, mess, and headache for the rest of the ship’s crew. Rarely seen outside of their dark cave like engine room due to their lack of social skills and appearance of a drowned bilge rat covered in gunk. Communication skills range from a grunt like sound to a snarky response. When encountered they can be found talking to themselves-because no one else will- or painting each other’s faces with oil.
Without the help of the seasoned sailors in the deck department, engineers would have the ships sailing in large, slow circles days upon end. Thank goodness we have Captains to be responsible for our ships.
3rd Engineer: Look, I broke this so that I can pretend to fix it all day! YES!
by CaptAlly December 28, 2011
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social engineering

by Paul Severloh March 27, 2005
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Agricultural Engineer

Individuals, within society, who participate in the practice of planting, germination, and raising of flora.
A FARMER is an Agricultural Engineer
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