weirdo with a beardo

Freaky Dude With A Beard

Ninaa: "OMG! Check Out The Weirdo With A Beardo... Creepy"

by Ninaa November 1, 2007

bearded betty

The art of shaving your girls vigina or pussy and then spooging all over her face and sticking the pubes to her face

Hey bitch u are about to get ran threw you need to get cleaned up. You are gettin a bearded betty.

by Dat Nigga JC March 1, 2003

bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole

My what a lovely bearded donut you have.

by joshua.wolk June 15, 2010

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

body beard

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.

Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!

by fuggs May 29, 2009

touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.

Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night

by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016

beardie

A picture taken of your beard that you planning to upload to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or any other sort of social networking website.

You can rarely see much of the person who is holding the camera aside from their glorious beard. A selfie is usually accompanied by a overwhelming feeling of pride by having a beard worth sharing with the world.

First coined by TeamRock on 1st May 2014 by drivetime radio presenter Dewsbury.

Yeah... me and my beard were out last night taking loads of sick beardies.

by caido_souls May 1, 2014