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cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia
Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.
by daredevil99 March 13, 2010
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Lady Bacon

The term used to describe the excess flesh of a woman's labia majora which develops due to age as a result of a lifetime of usage and natural loss in tightness of the skin.
I watched some granny porn the other night, mass amounts of lady bacon mate.
by Disgraceful bus driver January 10, 2011
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Bacon and Egger

A fart so raunchy that it makes you hungry. Sometimes smells partially like hard-boiled eggs.
Man, I just ripped a bacon and egger all over that guy's kitchen.
by Biggymcfinch January 8, 2006
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Bacon Dick

1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.
by Jemnon March 21, 2012
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BACONBIT

A word used to call security officers and private police.Derived from the salad topping food-baconbitsmeaning not real bacon.

*also know as "rent-a-cop".
I used to be a Baconbit at the racetrack because we were cheaper than using real police.
by Cyber Kong December 28, 2005
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Baconchovie

Baconchovie (bay-cun-cho-vee)
Baconchovie is is a cross between bacon and an anchovy, normally used as a pizza topping.
Baconchovie: Half pig, Half fish. Hunted and gathered during ancient times, is considered a delicacy among royalty. Normally hunted by horseback, but during modern times the hunting of this rare entree has evolved. Baconchovie is now hunted by air and has been made famous by gyrocopter enthusiast, C. Denny and his book "Intro to the Hunt: Baconchovie by air in the Viva*la*ranger 520 gyrocopter". C. Denny passed on when his co pilot dropped a bag of polished nails on his head during his research of his unfinished book "Penguins: where do I get one".
Excuse me, I left my can of baconchovies in your Ford Ranger.

I do enjoy a pizza-pie slathered in baconchovies
by LongLiveTheRBV June 22, 2010
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bacon rim shot

When you cover a butthole in bacon bits proceed to pound the shit out of it pull out and nut on the hole for dressing, you then eat out the freshly made butthole, bacon, and jizz salad.
I enjoy doing bacon rim shots
by Os III May 29, 2016
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