This is the punchline of complete joke:
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
by ax949 October 09, 2003
by PanPizzaTheFurry March 11, 2022
to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking
by chchchchanning May 10, 2008
to rib the fuck outta someone. to embarrass them so bad they shit themselves. him can be anyone not just a guy.
by mdadddedldydnd February 28, 2018
The act of man allowing another man to perform oral sex on him without reciprocating. The first party justifies that he is not gay because he did not put a penis in his own mouth.
by heywoodgblowme April 17, 2014
by Anilaz33 August 24, 2020
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him), also known as the prince of peppers, the king of cucumbers, is superior being.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) has a bag which is bigger than he is. This bag comes in handy when blocking corridors and/ or knocking people of their feet.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) also has a nephew who goes by the name of Ben Twig (another superior being) who he keeps in his Big Bag.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) has a bag which is bigger than he is. This bag comes in handy when blocking corridors and/ or knocking people of their feet.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) also has a nephew who goes by the name of Ben Twig (another superior being) who he keeps in his Big Bag.
"OMG, The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just defeated Shaggy in a pepper eating contest."
"The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just knocked me out of a window with his bag. Thankfully I had Ben Twig there to break my fall."
"The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just knocked me out of a window with his bag. Thankfully I had Ben Twig there to break my fall."
by Wagwan Bluuuud May 20, 2019