Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

Witch Hunt

A term frequently blurted by Donald Trump and his PR team that indicates when he is about to be caught in felonious activities, used to distract the American public and trivialize his major offenses.

When we found out that Donny was a headliner in the Epstein Files, they immediately started calling it a witch hunt.

Whenever Donald faces prosecution, suddenly it's just a "witch hunt" and the evidence mysteriously disappears... Like magic.

by anonymous November 5, 2025

THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

witches nail

When a poorly rolled joint, cannoes into a curve, like a witches nail.

I’ve burnt a witches nail

by Mishmotium April 16, 2023

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

well witch

The well witch steals all of your hot water from your water well, leaving you with an ice cold shower or bath. Used when you end up having a cold shower/bath from the moment you get in.

"Damn it, the well witch took all the warm water again!"

by kabukifurfrou January 14, 2025

Sea Witch

One (woman or man or non-binary) who practices magic and rituals using relics and remnants of the sea, unusually in forms religious aspects.

Person 1: I saw them performing a ritual on the beach the other night.
Person 2: Didn’t you know? They’re a Sea Witch

by The Lunar Witch February 6, 2024