A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.

Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.

by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021

Victor Baton

A diatribe, a rant, a boring monologue. It may seem intellectual, but all it boils down to is a soft, small penis and a shattered heart. They often mistake their own asshole for a bottle opener.

I was pulling a Victor Baton, but no one wanted to listen to the poetry that was falling out of my mouth like endless drool. I'm so lonely, perhaps I will hug a banana with my prostate for some comfort.

by littleBunny88 October 8, 2022

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

Because I’m Batman

The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.

Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:

Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”

Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”

by Batman the Animated Series April 11, 2020

Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Abuelita de batman

What Carmen likes to say instead of ahuevo.

Daniel: ¿Vamos a comer pescado hoy?
Carmen: Abuelita de Batman

by What Pedro March 5, 2023

Passing the Baton

A man or woman shits into the asshole of another person

Sandy and I were Passing the Baton before work and now I won't be able to shit right for a week.

by A.J. Johns August 19, 2007